Saturday, October 13, 2012

Lock-Street Week 6 10.14






 

To my loyal Lock-street fans, I want to write a preemptive apology for my lack of stats for this week's write-up. I have been traveling all week for work, which means full-days and even longer nights. This combination equals no free time. Science at work.  
 
 


 
 
 
 
 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Kansas City Chiefs (u 40)

So last week, the Chiefs played their best football game of the year against a good Baltimore Ravens team who played their worst game of the season and they still LOST. Brady Quinn is making his first start in almost three years and while he looked somewhat decent last week, he will never be good enough to be a legitimate starter. They have Jamaal Charles, but Tampa Bay's biggest weakness is their secondary, not their run defense. On the other side of the ball, the Buccs have a rookie RB in Doug Martin, their back-up RB is the infamous Legarette Blount. They also have an under achieving QB, and their offensive line is confused and abused. With Vincent Jackson and Mike Williams as their receivers, you would think they can put up numbers, but Freeman just might not be the answer. At least they have an offensive lineman with the name Trueblood. Keep an eye out on a barn burner and know that a documentary on grass growing would be more enjoyable to watch.
 

New England Patriots (-3.5) vs. Seattle Seahawks

This is like solving the age old question of if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise? Well actually, this is dumbass question, because everything we know about mechanics, physics, and collisions, it makes a noise; you are just not there to hear it. Anyway, this game will prove what wins championships, the best offense or the best defense. Ok so the Seahawks have arguably the best defense in the game, but the Patriots offensive is hotter than Kate Middleton’s topless pictures and will surely win that match-up. With Wes Welker back on board and them finally using Gronk more, it seems like Tom Brady and crew will come out firing.  Seattle’s offense is pretty offensive besides Marshawn Lynch. I still have faith in Russell Wilson, but this is not his year. Watch out for the Seahawks next year as I guarantee they make it to the playoffs.
 
 

Green bay Packers (+3.5) vs. the Houston Texans

UpsetCity.com. You should log on. The Texans are a great team, don’t get me wrong, but it’s just a matter of time before Green Bay ignites. They did lose to mediocrity known as the Indianapolis Colts, but Indie was playing with a heavy heart and a lot of emotion for their ill Coach. Also, Reggie Wayne had the best game of his career, catching every erratic ball thrown to him by a not quite there Andrew Luck.  Also, the Texan’s best linebacker, Brian Cushman, is out, which means more blockers on JJ Watts, turning him to a nonentity. The Texans have not beaten anyone with a winning record and while the Packers are in fact 2-3, they might be the best 2-3 team in NFL history. Watch as the Packers win.

 

Record

Week 5

1-2

Week 4


3-0


Week 3


2-1


Week 2


1-2


Week 1


0-1

TOTAL

7-7

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Skate TV: Why P-Rod is better than A-Rod

Last night the Orioles lost a heartbreaker to the Yankees. I'd be a hypocrite considering all my trashtalking against the "Aaerican Pastime" should I call them "my Orioles" though in the last few weeks I've been cheering the birds and watching baseball like I haven't in a decade. I mean, it's great to watch a ragtag group of no-names fight tooth and nail against the evil empire. It's like "Occupy Baseball". And growing up in Baltimore I was an O's fan and a MAJOR LEAGUE fan which both seem to have come together this year. And as such this whole playoff run has dredged up all sorts of baseball love of yore I thought I didn't have.

The irony is that A-Rod, NY juicer and all around d-bag, helped his team win by sucking so bad that they benched him in the 9th for Raul Ibanez, who drilled two out of the park in, what, 3 pitches? 

So, cause and effect, by sucking so bad that he got benched A-Rod continues contributing to his team proving that, in life, the Bad News Bears really have no chance, it's all about the CREAM. I mean, homeboy's been roided up for his whole career including no doubt the 2009 Yankee Championships and he gets to continue playing while Lance Armstrong lost a nut and the Tour de France took away his 7 titles? Bullshit.

But anyway, if A-Rod's washed up and, for all intents and purposes, not somebody a kid should look up to, then P-Rod's the exact opposite. And by P-Rod I'm talking to mindblowing skater Paul Rodriguez Jr.

He's considered by many to be one of the greatest, if not THE greatest, street skater ever (and for those of you who like stats, he's won 6 X-Games street medals, including 4 golds, the record for that event). But he's also apparently a family man, a good grandson, a good son to comedian Paul Rodriguez Sr., Good husband to Rainbow and good father to Heaven - just in general a good person. Check out the trailer for his new series, "Life", set to launch on Network A on October 23:

Now that's a man to look up to. Good family man. One of the greatest in his sport without using anything even slightly resembling performance enhancers. And he's still killing it - none of which can be said about Alex Rodriguez.

Go O's.

- Ryan

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Obama-Romma Midpoint, wk. 5: State of the Union

I was gonna write a little something here about the debate last week but, honestly, I just can't. What's there to say?

Obama came off as a bored poli sci teacher? Romney went back and forth between lies and vague claims without any meat behind them? Obama made such balderdash as Mitt Romney's cuts would add $5T to the deficit and that the middle class actually improved under Clinton (both things TECHNICALLY true - but technically in that $5T is if Romney's cuts hold over 10 years and Clinton made things a little better for the middle class but INORDINATELY better for the upper class and, when accounting for how much middle class prosperity was bought on credit and how much cost of living went up, it actually wasn't so good - so basically these were, in fact, at best well-stated deceptions).

You wanna fact check them? Here, this is a pretty good bipartisan analysis of the liars on both sides.

But we're officially 1 month out, a midway point as it were so I'm gonna just talk about how sick this whole thing makes me.

Next week I'll get back to analysis with a rundown of both men's track records and qualifications but for this week, let me just echo the rest of America in wondering what the fuck?

What the fuck is happening when Romney is unable to admit that Obama's health care plan is almost exactly like his Massachusetts plan?

What the fuck is happening when they both just repeat catch phrases ("$5 Trillion tax cut" coming from Obama to which Romney replies "I will cut taxes but I will not cut taxes if they raise the deficit") like two arguing bitches on BAD GIRLS CLUB?

What the fuck is happening when each president is raising and spending close to $1B in funds for an election, essentially tying wealth to politics in growing numbers? At the turn of the millenium former Senator and democratic presidential candidate Bill Bradley brought up the fact that "democracy and capitalism are separate parts of the American dream, and that keeping that dream alive depends on keeping one from corrupting the other." Then he lost to al Gore thanks to the man's deep pockets who then lost to W. thanks to his deeper pockets. As Republican president and Mt. Rushmore fixture Teddy Roosevelt said, "There is absolutely nothing to be said for government by a plutocracy, for government by men very powerful in certain lines and gifted with a 'money touch', but with ideals which in their essence are merely those of so many glorified pawnbrokers."

It's disgusting that they have to both resort to trying to smear the other person because Americans don't want to take the time to see why they should like and vote for one man as much as they want to see why they should dislike and not vote for another.

It's disgusting that the Republican party has become a party of stuffy flip-floppers because they've decided to take in all the whackjobs and, much like the bible usually espoused by said whackjobs, couldn't possibly hope to rectify all the conflicting ethos they've brought together.

It's disgusting that the Democratic party vilifies Republican money men while turning around to stroke technocrats and media millionaires and that the Democratic party is just as ineffectual and frozen in overanalytical fear and political correctness as the Republican party is bold and fearless.

And finally, it's disgusting that our own parties have instilled in us such a hatred of the opposing party that we lack any ability to ever cross lines. That I can't discuss politics with my Republican friends because they say I'm betraying America and, perhaps they feel they can't discuss with me because I might think them stodgy or something? I don't know but, in the end, the thing that really pisses me off is that politics is just another reality show, the parties have gone from being fluid evolving entities as envisioned by the founding fathers to hardened frozen opposing teams just a decade or two from Iraqi sectarian enemies, and while we all piss on each other and listen to Romney making bold claims that can't have much basis in actual logical fact and listen to Obama asking for more time after dropping the ball first time around, the rest of the world is slowly burning, the seas are rising, Americans are getting fat and weak, America's getting addicted and lazy, the very wealth concentration and primogeniture our founding fathers rebelled against has never been stronger in America, the very corporate government corruption they had the Tea Party over (because it wasn't about the government's taxes but about the government raising the taxes at the demand of corporate interests in England, corporate interests which also forced Britain to not allow America to buy tea from competing nations) is slowly beginning to define our current governmental environment in both parties, the closest thing to citizens getting out and genuinely trying to reform the system (Occupy...) was derailed by the fact that they were too non-committal and perhaps uneducated to identify a real concrete problem and put together a concrete plan, and it took goddamn 6 months, 5 doctors, and multiple x-rays and MRI's thanks to our obfuscating health care system for the bastards to identify my simple shoulder sprain and dislocation and fix it so I could continue trying to distract myself from the hideousness of it all by climbing mountains and surfing and playing in alumni lacrosse games.

So there's the rub. Next week it's back to ground-breaking analysis of these two presidential bastards. But for this week, I gotta say something's really gotta change so that, as civil War hero James B. Weaver said "the wealth of the country should diffuse itself among the people according to natural and beneficent laws. They [the founders of our nation] did not contemplate the creation of these corporations that are as real entities as are individuals." Should this march towards plutocracy, general ignorance, low-grade entertainment-as-drug (and, hell, pills as drug) and the disappearance of American manufacturing and middle class continue, our nation will have to start accepting its backup role - global cool generator and tourist hotspot. AKA Italy II.

So for now, start getting involved. Learn about the issues. Hopefully this series has some educational value but you really need to read anything and everything, see it from all sides, be the well-informed person you claim to be instead of merely spouting party rhetoric without actually trying to see the facts.

Vote in this election and when you see all the other issues on the ballot, don't be a brainwashed asshole and just vote along party lines but actually be educated on those as well. You're better than being just another sheep. So is America.

Isn't it?

- Ryan



Monday, October 8, 2012

Falling Faster Than Sound

Artists' depiction of Felix Baumgartner
Man's Ambition is all about men striving for greatness. And in the ambition for greatness, there is letter better than the undying goal to push the human body and mind beyond what we think is possible. I remember from my days as a cutlery huckster during our Mini-Tony-Robbins conferences I picked up one great acronym: CAN I - or "Constant And Neverending Improvement." Our athletes are hitting harder, throwing better, running faster. But very little can compare to one man's proposed feat - a 23 mile freefall from outer space to Roswell, NM. A dive from the stratosphere that many are thinking might lead to the first human ever breaking the sound barrier (that would be 1126 ft/sec).

And that crazy bastard, Felix Baumgartner, will most likely be attempting this feat tomorrow, assuming all conditions in Roswell are good. He's gonna be taken to the stratosphere by a big helium balloon strapped to the little metal cubby he'll be inside and there, with a scenic view of earth from space, he's gonna plunge to earth, setting a new record for highest skydive. Here are just a few of the considerations to take into account should you wish to attempt it:

  • Everest, the tallest mountain on the planet, is less that 4 miles tall. It's still in the lowest level of earth's atmosphere, the troposphere. The stratosphere starts at 6 miles up and extends to about 30. He's going from 23 miles or 6 times the height of Everest, in the top third or so of the Stratosphere.
  • Oxygen that high is 0.1% the amount that one finds down at sea level so, yes, he will have to breathe through an O2 mask.
  • He'll be slowing down as he drops - the pressure is so little where he's starting that he'll be traveling faster than terminal velocity so as he descends into the troposphere added wind resistance will actually break his fall somewhat
  • Because of change in UV rays being blocked and whatnot, the stratosphere is actually warmer at the top than the bottom so he'll be going from about -3 degrees Celsius to somewhere between -45 and -75 degrees Celsius. Then it'll start warming up, of course.
  • The biggest danger is that his suit bursts while he's in the stratosphere, exposing Felix to deathly low amounts of oxygen, sub-freezing temperatures, and the possibility of bubbles forming in his bodily fluid, known as boiling blood, which, as it sounds, is not good. And then there's the simple ones like he might just spin out of control or, possibly, pass out from the g-forces, the risk, any of a bunch of factors.
  • The previous record was set in 1960 by some dude jumping out of a gondola attached to a balloon at about 19.5 miles. Which brings to mind the fact that Felix Baumgartner may hold the record but it'll be a dynamic similar to Michael Phelps winning 8 golds fitted out with the finest of swimming technology while Mark Spitz won 7 with a bushy Tom Selleck mustache. The number is all that counts in the history books but we need to remember the assholes who set previous longstanding records with little more than a hope and cold war era know-how.
 

So, as of now Felix Baumgartner will be going for this tomorrow, Tuesday 10/9. And it should be noted that this amazing feat is yet another example of how Red Bull is funding the expansion of what's possible and the continued exploration of the edge and beyond. After he makes this jump, according to Baumgartner, he plans on retiring to the calm, boring life of being a heli rescue pilot in the U.S. and Austria.

Good luck. And God bless.

UPDATE: On October 14th Felix Baumgartner accomplished the feat, as seen in the below YouTube video of his jump.
Not only did he set a few records with this jump, so did Red Bull's YouTube channel, with about 52M views of the live event. Doesn't get more badass than that.

- Ryan

Friday, October 5, 2012

LOCK-STREET WEEK 4-10.7


Baltimore (-6) vs. Kansas City Chiefs


Ok, so I’m going against the naysayers who feel that Arrowhead provides Kansas City with an indestructible field that makes them invincible at home. Those rising walls that surround the stadium act as a sound amplifier that do make it an extremely loud venue, but the Ravens have proven that as journeymen they don't fear the hostility. This season the Chiefs are 1-3, including two losses at home, with an average score of 16.5 points. The Ravens disemboweled them in the Wildcard game during the 2010 season in Kansas City. Last year, KC lost 5/8 at home. So their fans are loud, but last time I checked, screaming doesn't win games. If I just screamed at someone in a bar fight when they were ready to throw fists, I would get the shit knocked out of me.



Kansas City is in total disarray right now, as there are some major considerations for replacing their starter, Matt Cassell, who has 7 picks, 4 fumbles, and a mere 5 TD’s. Only “Hollywood” Sanchez and two rookies have a worse QB rating. Jamal Charles is having a resurgent year, but the only weakness on the Ravens defense (possibly even their team) is their secondary. Dwayne Bowie is a good receiver (342 yards this year) and the Ravens corners have been off, but due to the lack of QB ability (KC’s back-up is Brady “I can’t throw the ball 40 yards” Quinn), they won’t be able to feed him the ball enough. Their starting TE, Kevin Boss, is out for the year with a head injury after signing a 3 year, $9 million contract and their back-up TE is coming back from a torn ACL. Now, while the Ravens defense is 23rd in the NFL, they've played against Pro-Bowler Andy Dalton, Michael Vick, and All-World Tom Brady. Even though the poor QB Brandon Wheedon amassed over 300 yards, they had essentially three days to prepare for that Thursday showdown after an intense Sunday night game against one of the best QB’s in NFL history (and diehard UGG supporter) Tom Brady. They were also exhausted from playing 4 games in 17 days.


The Ravens had 10 days to plan for this game and are as healthy as they were at the beginning of the season. Flacco looks to be on point this year as he has the second most passing yards in the NFL, 11th in QBR, tied with a few other QB’s for 7th in TD’s, and tied for 19th in picks. Ray Rice is always an unreal weapon and even though the pundits state Arrowhead is too loud for the Raven’s no-huddle offense, they will come in prepared, and if worse comes to worse run a few run plays to eliminate a sack field, negative yardage day. Ravens dominate.



Buffalo vs. San Francisco U44.5


Last week, we all learned that Buffalo’s defense is abysmal. Tom Brady dissected them as if they were a Buffalo carcass in anatomy class. But Alex Smith is not Tom Brady. Is Ryan Fitzpatrick going to throw as many picks this week as last, 4? Fuck no. Are they going to score a lot of points if they do not turn the ball over? No! The 49’s defense has limited 3.2 yards/carry and the Bills only main weapons on offense are their deep backfield in Jackson, Spiller, and Choice although the first two are coming off injuries.


So this week The Bills are really going to have to make some plays as they travel to Candlestick Park in San Francisco. I also do see a bit of a let-down for the 49’s after the thromping of a Jets team whose issues stem from their coach but I’ll wait to rant on him in another article. Watch as the Bills finally rebound and lose by a very narrow margin. Because of 49’s defense and the lack of offense by the Bills, I foresee a very physical game by two teams that will play and coach overly tentative as neither wants to let up the one big play that would alter the landscape of the entire game. I’m predicting 20-17 49’s win.



San Diego Chargers vs. New Orleans Saints (o 54)


This is an absurdly high over and in the bookie world, they love every time someone picks an NFL over like this, but it should be one helluva shoot-out. You have a Saints Defense that couldn’t stop a priest from…yeah...

San Diego’s defense is actually not TERRIBLE, but it's apparent that a good offense beats a good defense in this league.


How bad is the Saint’s D? Well if poor play is a sin, then these would be the first Saints to go to hell. Their defense has allowed a league-worst 463.3 yards per game which is 40 more than the next. They've allowed 32.5 points/game and the opposing QB’s have a 107 QB rating against them. Who are the monumental QB’s thrashing them like Jason Voorhees? A rookie, who's playing beyond his years but a rookie no less (RG III); a second year player who pouts like a child who does not get a toy when shopping with his mom, Cam Newton; and a QB (Matt Cassell) who's about to get benched. They have played against one elite QB (Aaron Rodgers) who was actually struggling at the beginning of this year until the game against them last week. The Saints offense though can make it rain. Even though they're 0-4, they have average 27.5 ppg. You know Drew Brees is going to come out firing as he's on pace to break Unitas’ consecutive game touchdown streak of 46. He also leads the league in yardage (1350 yards). With Colston seeming to finally be 80% healthy, Darren Sproles creating havoc for opposing teams, and Lance Moore having a great season, they have the weapons to score. Oh yea, they also have arguably the best TE in the game in Jimmy Graham. I’m not sure what race he is but I do know that he's a beast.

The Chargers have their own weapons in Rivers slinging the rock to Malcom Floyd and a returning TE guru Antonio Gates. They also have Robert Meachem and Eddie Royal. In regards to their running game, they have two beasts of runners in Ryan Mathews and the rising Jackie Battles. Now that Jackie has been relegated to starter due to the injury and fumble prone Mathews, I would check and see if he's still available in your fantasy league. Even when Mathews is back, Battles (162 rushing yards-most on the team and the only one on the team with a rushing TD-3) will score some points especially within the 10 yard line, as he's their redzone rhino. Plus his last name is badass. On defense, their secondary has been brutally murdered as they had to pick up Chris “I have played for every team in the NFL” Carr. In all fairness, this is actually only the 5th team the journeyman has played for. Their rush defense is very good allowing the 6th fewest yards of any team, but the Saints have not been known as a running team since DB’s inception with the team. They have 3 healthy corners, which means Brees is guaranteed to break Unitas’s record.

*

Now that the replacement refs aren't fucking everything up, I had my first perfect week. I’m not counting this on my lock-street post and in no way can you prove this, but I informed my roommates and peers that the Rams would not only cover but win the game Thursday night against the overrated Cardinals. We all won financially. I know it didn't go public and thus there will be a standard eye roll, blank stare, and “If your aunt had balls she would be your uncle” type responses, but I thought it would be worth mentioning. Hopefully, this iron will stay hot.





LOCK STREET RECORD TO DATE



Week 4


3-0


Week 3


2-1


Week 2


1-2


Week 1


0-1


TOTAL

6-4

-Kyle

Thursday, October 4, 2012

George Mallory: Man's Ambition to Summit the World, The Movie

So last night around 10:30 I started looking through Sheldon Turner's new script EVEREST, based on Jeffrey Archer's book PATHS OF GLORY about George Mallory, figuring hell, might be interesting. At the least hopefully they won't trivialize mountain climbing or turn the story into some overdramatized or plain missing-the-point CLIFFHANGER-meets-POINT BREAK shit.

Next thing I knew it was midnight and half a bottle of rotgut whiskey later and I was finished reading the script and crying about my rock climbing friend who'd died of pulmonary edema in Argentina a few years ago.

To say that George Mallory was one of our last great explorers and, along those lines, one of the greatest truly ambitious men of the modern era is an understatement.

That's right, I said it. If you have some trouble understanding why these great endeavors are worth risking one's life to achieve, read this. If that doesn't convince you, then go and climb something. If that doesn't work, well, I feel sorry for you. Something must be wrong with your internal compass.

While today climbing Everest is almost commonplace, back then it was possibly the most daunting physical challenge in the history of mankind. The highest peak that had been climbed before Everest  - as in, the tallest climbed in all of recorded history - was Montblanc, at 15,000 feet, which Mallory himself had climbed. Remember this was the 20's. Mallory had to hike through miles of Nepalese jungle and pass Tibetan militants just to begin his ascent, and without a map - this was all uncharted. The Everest Base Camp that nowadays looks like a small city and where some bastards are even discussing putting a hotel was little more than an open expanse of snow. The guy hadn't even seen Everest until he was moving up her flank. And yet from the second he heard the idea he never once hesitated. A man described as looking as if the weight of destiny was on his shoulders (and as England was in a period during which it lost its role as a world economic superpower between the two World Wars and both the poles of the planet had been found by other nations, the limeys really needed this), Mallory epitomized the unwavering ambition and dedication to greatness that makes history. He was so bad-ass that the ice-wall that's requisite for all who summit everest via the North Route is named after him, the Mallory Step. And of course he had that great quote in response to the question "Why do you want to climb a mountain?" -

"Because it's there."

The movie is still in early development but if it continues on its current path, I can see this being a flick that harkens back to a golden yesteryear of glorious Hollywood epics. At the least it'll be better than whatever sequel or reboot those bastards try to schlep up on screen.

Seriously, Doug Liman is directing it, best known for directing the indie-cum-blockbuster hit SWINGERS, the relationship comedy MR. AND MRS. SMITH (do you think Angie and Brad really fight like that at home? I hope so) and the popcorn global adventure JUMPER. He'll be starting up after he directs Tom Cruise in ALL YOU NEED IS KILL. Just the type of testosterone-fueled charger we need before summitting the world.

But the real golden ticket is Tom Hardy who's currently in talks to play George. This man, who's come to be our generation's hope for actually restoring what used to be the classic tough guy leading actor, will do Mallory the honor he deserves. If ever I've been excited to see a movie actor combo, it's this one.

As he says near the end, when trying to explain why he's climbing it, Mallory writes "I have dreamt since I was a boy of standing atop this mountain." And it's worth it to risk your life to make a dream come true.

- Ryan


Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Obama-Romma, week 4: The Economy, pt. 2: Today and Tomorrow

(continued from Pt. 1: "Context")

The economy today's a tough thing to quantify. So here are a few indicators:

JOBS

The number of American jobs just finally passed the level it was when Obama first took office in 2009, effectively stating based on one measure that he has gotten us through the worst of the employment downturn that resulted from the disastrous presidential policies preceding him and is now bringing us back up. Even more, the economy has added jobs for the last 30 months in a row. Unemployment is at 8.1%, down from its high of 10% in October 2009.

On the other hand, his total jobs added, that is since the rock bottom lagging the previous failures, is 5.1 million private sector jobs (in the last 30 months). He promised 7 million, almost 1.5 times the numbers he actually hit. And as for the drop of unemployment, that doesn't count all the people just giving up on job searches, which would probably put it back closer to 10%, which is actually more than the unemployment rate when he took office. So basically the job market is improving but not very fast and certainly not at the rate he'd promised.

GDP

It rose to $15.2 trillion in 2011 from a low of $13.9 in 2009 and a previous high of $14.4 in 2008. So technically our gross national income as a nation is at an all-time high. And, after a steady drop in growth rate since 2004, hitting rock bottom in 2009 with -3.53% (that would be a GDP contraction), growth for 2010 was a whopping 3.4%, though 2011 was an anemic 1.7% and the estimate for 2012 is 1.3%, another drop in our nation's percentage growth. At the same time, inflation has been about 1.7% per year since 2009. Since the GDP gains are measured in dollars, and a $1.07 today is worth $1 in 2009, our current GDP is actually $14.02 T in 2009 dollars - still a gain but just barely.

Broken down even more, GDP per capita in 2012 dollars is $37,700, up from the 2009 low of $36,500 but only barely and when corrected for inflation it's hardly anything.

So it's going up, though, right?

Still, consumption of goods, US exports, employment, all of these indicators are up.

But only by a little. Some people are attributing these to the cyclical nature of markets but that's fraudulent. Most other recessions or depressions righted themselves with either a populist regime change geared towards "punishing" the top earners (Republican Teddy Roosevelt comes to mind, though his was also a bit in response to William Jennings Bryan who was all but calling for public execution of rich folk; the New Deal era FDR also comes to mind) or war. And normally war spoils are taken from the losers who have money or growth is based on an elevated military industrial complex bankrolled by the wealthy (see WWII US taxes).

But for this let's interpret economics as simply a combination of such factors as how much money we're all making individually and how much money the country is making. For all intents and purposes these numbers are going up, just not as fast as we would like.And, in fact, hardly keeping pace with inflation.

US Debt

But wait, no, there's one big concern, frightening, something which will certainly lead to our crumbling - namely, our annual budget deficit and massive national debt; seen another way, it's frightening all the money we "owe" to people who aren't the US including our current world superpower rival China (Romney keeps on trying to make our rival Russia but let's be honest, Russia's more our frenemy than anything - if nothing else, I feel like at least we're on the same team and though we may constantly argue with each other we know that we'll never get anywhere fighting; China, on the other hand, hasn't necessarily learned this lesson - and, even more, they're rising in power and money as well as they've secured their place as the manufacturing arm of America, making everything from dog food and iPod components to almost every Staples brand product).

Every year we hear about the deficit, which is how much our country has spent versus how much it has made in the year - that is, if we spent more than we brought in we have a deficit, which seems to have been the pattern recently. If we spent more than we made, then we have to borrow to fill that gap in the deficit. That annual deficit then builds on itself to make up the accumulative US national debt - at this moment, about $16 trillion.

The deficit for 2009 was $1.42 trillion, nearly a trillion dollars less than the deficit for 2008 thanks to Bush and Obama's costly bailouts of the financial sector and the auto industry (though the American auto industry, as evidenced by their current solvency and national resurgence, was saved by these expenditures - even more, these TARP bailouts essentially allowed the government to buy partial ownership and enhanced controls over these companies which are all now operating much more efficiently - essentially the US government didn't just throw money into a black hole but made an investment, like most people do when they buy US debt - they're investing in the US).

2010 and 2011 it was $1.3 trillion, which is about 9% of our nation's GDP, meaning we spent about 10% more than we brought in. Interestingly enough, one culprit pointed to was all the money lost on tax breaks for small businesses enacted in 2010, including most notably increased deductions for depreciation. Because doing simple math, if you collect less taxes, the government has less money. The idea of the tax cuts was to convince small businesses to hire more people and it worked since unemployment payments fell by 24% in 2011 so you can look at this as an investment in small business as well as in rising US employment. But still, that investment takes money which the government gets by borrowing money as well as selling securities, or stock, in the country.

Right now, when it comes to foreign nations, China owns the most US Treasury securities at $1.12 trillion, down from $1.13T in 2011 and . Japan is next with $1.1T, up from $885B. Then oil exporters and Brazil and Caribbean nations around $200B, then Russia around $150B, and so on. So China and Japan own combined 2/5ths of our foreign T bills but they both own less T-bills than our Treasury does and, even more, when taken into account with all the other people who own these structured debts it's not much. Plus, like a stock, owning 1/16th of securities in a company won't allow you to take over that company like fear-mongers have been telling us. And let us not forget that our nation won its freedom using foreign debt (our Revolutionary war was almost completely bankrolled by the Dutch as their international status faded into the rise of British wealth).

What to Cut?

Still, today FY 2012 ended with, yet again, another $1.3T deficit ($1.2T after adjusting for inflation). And this worries everybody because they believe that the more we spend, the worse our nation will be. They constantly yell out we need to rein in spending. So what are our top expenditures?

 In 2012 it was defense, at 902B, up from 878B in 2011. Can't cut that.

Next is health care, $858B, down from $846 B in 2011, about $8B in savings. This includes Medicare, actually in big part covers Medicare so what, you wanna kick gramma and granpa out in the cold next time they have a cold?

Then we have pensions, yes, those funds promised to our hardworking grandparents and, in some cases, parents raising from $776B in 2011 to 820B, or $45B. And this will only continue rising as predatorily shitty investments (thanks Wall Street) increasingly force us to fulfill pension fund needs. So, what do we do here? Start cutting people's pensions?

So, what if we cut those, say, in half. Fuck our civil servants and other federal pensioneers, your fault the financiers shit the bed by betting on unemployed crackhead mortgages and used fancy swaps and obligations to rip off Johnny Pension Manager in Des Moines, IA since he couldn't understand them. But we're gonna need you to live on $1200 a month instead of $2400. And you, guy, dying from cancer? Well, shoulda gotten insurance with your $7.50 an hour wages. Wait, it woulda taken a week of your current pay to buy your own insurance, not to mention any possible dependents? Tough luck, just grin and bear it. We can't help you.  Even then we $833B in savings - still need another $500B.

Next is Welfare. It was $473B in 2011, down to $452B in 2012. So even if we completely got rid of welfare, left all those layabouts to starve in the streets, we'll still have a $50B dollar debt. Let's ignore the fact that about a quarter of that is for family and children, children being responsible for being born in a shitty situation and women being responsible for having those children in a country where people aren't constantly encouraged to get married and have children. And another quarter's for unemployment (raise your hand if you've never collected unemployment - congratulations, you're either one of the lucky people who has never been fired or you're independently wealthy - or your parents are and they provide you with an aristocratic unemployment insurance because, hell, they couldn't expect their baby to starvey-warvey). So if your job's been downsized to China, fuck you.

So we've cut medicare and pensions in half and erased walfare, essentially fucking over millions of American citizens, many of whom are from or a result of the supposed Great Generation, and we still have a deficit.

Next, "Other spending" is up from  $96B to $199.6B thanks in large part to an increase in general funding of commerce and labor (a spending increase of $34B) and another raise of $57B in economic affairs, essentially spending to try and encourage economic growth.

But what comes next? Education, which is up $40B, to $153B dollars. Cut that down and there. Sure, considering the dearth of American blue collar jobs thanks to the proliferation of computers and automation education has never been more necessary to get those welfare layabouts off their asses. But fuck them, right?

So there we have it. What to cut? Seemingly, nothing will be easy to cut as is, we can try to adopt austerity policies but if we look at the mass protests setting ablaze parts of Europe at a rapid pace, there doesn't seem to be much hope at significantly cutting that. We need to raise income and certainly revoking the Bush tax cuts will help but should these numbers continue, we're still looking at $1T annual deficits. The best solution would be to somehow increase American commerce which should, in turn, increase American tax revenues which would allow us to pay down the debt. Should we kick our top tax % to 75% like the French we'd be in the clear in half a decade. In fact, if you consider the fact that half of America owns only 1% of its wealth, then raising taxes on that half won't be much help. Say we doubled the taxes on people already struggling to pay bills. What's 20% of 1%? .2%. Not much help.

Cuts Are Tough, So Instead How do We Build?

But, again, let's put aside the idea of raising taxes, we have to raise commerce and specifically export while decreasing imports. As for our export numbers, sorry but there's not much either president can do about that and if either of them says he can he's lying. According to the WTO, thanks to the half-dead economies in Europe and the slowing economy in China, projected global volume of trade is projected to expand only 2.5% this year, down from 5% last year and 14% the year before. For example, all US automakers have been cutting and gutting their European operations as the country's apocalyptic struggle to keep the Euro has resulted in car sales plummeting, dragging down US auto companies which have been finally staging  comebacks with increasing American consumerism. Unless we get involved in the eurozone mess, there's nothing we can do - and seriously, America trying to get involved in that whole fiasco is like trying to break up a fight between your wife and her sister when they're both on the rag. Better to just sit back and let them square it away themselves.

So even if we build up our factories we can't depend on exports of disposable-income goods to save us. However, with an increasing development of our essential resources which can then become exports - for example, natural gas and all the oil we can get from fracking and shale, we'll be able to raise corporate profits and in industries which have large lower and middle class workforces which will ideally put more money into those classes and build from there. As it is the Fed has interest rates as low they can be to stimulate the economy. (*TIME OUT: HERE'S A QUICK LESSON on "interest rates": the US government lends money to banks and corporations at a rate decided by the fed and with this rate currently low, the banks are to make the rate at which they lend money low as well, ideally raising home and consumer loans. This rate is usually about the same as the interest rate it pays to people who invest in Treasury Bills, considered the safest type of investment and therefore usually it's used as a benchmark from which brokers and investors assess risk.)

But either way, there's the rub - we need to put more money in our national coffers so as to cut down our debt without making excessive cuts of programs needed for the welfare of American citizenry, we need to get more people jobs and we have to do it while the rest of the world crumbles. A key to that is increasing business activity (and taxes for top wealtholders).

So, who's got a better plan for increasing productivity?

Obama's vs. Romney's Economic Plans

  • So Obama's plan has at its center tax increases for Americans making over $250k a year as well as incentives for businesses to grow and hire new workers.
    • His Jobs Act, which was filibustered by Republicans in Congress (that would be the congress with an American disapproval rate in the 70th percentile) will be back around this time and he's pushing it through. According to Moody's it'll add $1.9M jobs, raise the GDP by 2 points, and cost only about $200B in budget increases - the rest being supported by tax cuts for the companies. So two points added to a $15.2 trillion GDP should not only help with that pesky deficit but it'll provide jobs. 
    • Even conservative reporters admit that dropping the W. Bush taxes on households making over $250k is going to give the government more money and lower the national debt. But do people actually want that?
    • Lower taxes on manufacturing industry while raising corporate taxes and capital gains
    • Short term stimulus to get us over the next year growing pains as the parabola is slowly ticking up
    • Cut spending on military as Obama is getting more done with smaller, more strategic strikes
  • Romney, on the other hand, has a less particular proposal but it can be summed up as similar to supply-side economics
    • He will put in place tax cuts all across the board. The idea is that with more money, everybody will simply spend it and that will heal the economy. Even more, this plan holds with the belief that small-business owners usually tie their business' finances to their own and usually make more than $250k; ipso facto, they pay more taxes, instead of taking it out of their personal profits they'll simply fire people. 
    • According to Ernst & Young, Obama's higher taxes will cost 710,000 small business jobs
    • Cutting regulation of corporate ventures to encourage business as the current problems facing our country and the economy are the result of too much regulation
    • Cut spending by 5% on all non-defense spending (which will come out to $120B or less that 10% of our national deficit)
Now you can make your own decision. As much as I want to sway you with arguments, I'm not going to. Simply read through this post and the one before and make your own decision. Because the sad thing I've learned is that nobody is 100% correct, there's no one solution and, even more, when it comes to the economy you can represent things in so many ways and manipulate numbers and timetables and whatnot that it kinda just becomes a gut feeling after a little (like those Forbes articles which called Obama the highest and the lowest spending president in modern history). And of course there's the idea that self-preservation is paramount and fuck everybody else, it's a tough world, social Darwinism and whatnot, though the downside to such thinking is you can end up with Mexico, home to some of the wealthiest people on the planet but surrounded by a disenfranchised lower class all too happy to join drug cartels for the chance to make 500 bucks a week and all you have to do is kill a few people.

So do your homework. Hopefully this helped. And make a smart, EDUCATED choice. Next week we'll talk a little about tomorrow's debate - hope you bastards will be watching.

And please, if you have any comments, agreements or arguments with what I'm saying here, comment them to me. All sides. Regardless of what happens in the White House, I want to see a growth of national debate based on facts and points, not this horrible ranting across the fence that has come to define the American political system.

- Ryan