Sunday, October 16, 2011

Kyle's Lock-Street-10/16/11

Last week, was not my best week, but if you have read my weekly column, you would have read the disclaimer stating that I will not provide you guarantees. If gambling was an exact science then every sports slob would be a millionaire.

Last Week-1-2-0

Total so far-2-2-1

(Wins-Losses-Push)

There are a lot of trap games this weekend. These are the games in which, after deep analysis, there are so many factors in play that betting on them is essentially the same as closing your eyes and throwing a dart. Below are the traps.

Pittsburgh (-12.5) vs. Jacksonville - This season, you never know which Steelers team will come out, the gun toting, woman-raping crew, or a shoddy offensive line with an old defense who cannot stop a snail.

Tampa Bay (+6) vs. Saints - Who the hell knows what’s going to happen here. The Saints might start strong until their defense stops playing. On the other side, Josh Freeman might be the best QB to stage a comeback. I would lean towards the Bucs covering, but who knows.

Locks

1:00pm

Eagles (-3) vs. Redskins - We all know the Eagles Dream team beliefs are starting to fade away. The Redskins are also having a better season than thought. But that’s fucking football. Andy Reid understands that essentially their playoff hopes are starting to be affected earlier and earlier this year. They will win by 10 as they are playing in playoff mode.

Carolina Panthers vs. Atlanta Falcons- (o-50). The over is a lock on this. They have two high flying offenses with pretty shitty defenses. As a rookie, Cam Newton is one of the most potent offensive weapons in the game.

4:15pm

New England (-6.5) vs. Dallas Cowboys-Wes Welker might be the most consistent receiver in the game. Tom Brady and crew continue to flex their muscles over mediocre teams. Although I hope Tony Romo comes through, I don’t think they have enough defenses weapons to stop the Tight End Twin Towers.

Ravens (-7) vs. the Texans- Baltimore is untouchable after byes and with a well rested crew of animals, they won’t be stopped. The Texans are also missing their two best plays in Andre Johnson and Mario Williams.

Primetime:

Minnesota (+2.5) vs. Bears-Jay Cutler might be a solid QB, but this player looks and acts like a giant baby. Their receiving core is also pretty poor. On the other side, when McNabb gets too much crap from the media, he usually comes through big the next game. Plus, the Vikings have a solid defense that will annihilate Cutler. This man gets the shit rocked out of him every game due to a soft line.

- Kyle

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