To my loyal Lock-street fans, I want to write a preemptive
apology for my lack of stats for this week's write-up. I have been traveling all week for work, which
means full-days and even longer nights. This combination equals no free time.
Science at work.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Kansas City Chiefs (u 40)
So last week, the Chiefs played their best football game of
the year against a good Baltimore Ravens team who played their worst game of the season and they still LOST. Brady Quinn is making
his first start in almost three years and while he looked somewhat decent last
week, he will never be good enough to be a legitimate starter. They have Jamaal
Charles, but Tampa Bay's biggest weakness is their secondary, not their run
defense. On the other side of the ball, the Buccs have a rookie RB in Doug
Martin, their back-up RB is the infamous Legarette Blount. They also have an under
achieving QB, and their offensive line is confused and abused. With Vincent
Jackson and Mike Williams as their receivers, you would think they can put up
numbers, but Freeman just might not be the answer. At least they have an
offensive lineman with the name Trueblood. Keep an eye out on a barn burner and
know that a documentary on grass growing would be more enjoyable to watch.
New England Patriots
(-3.5) vs. Seattle Seahawks
This is like solving the age old question of if a tree falls
in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a noise? Well
actually, this is dumbass question, because everything we know about mechanics,
physics, and collisions, it makes a noise; you are just not there to hear it. Anyway,
this game will prove what wins championships, the best offense or the best
defense. Ok so the Seahawks have arguably the best defense in the game, but the
Patriots offensive is hotter than Kate Middleton’s topless pictures and will
surely win that match-up. With Wes Welker back on board and them finally using
Gronk more, it seems like Tom Brady and crew will come out firing. Seattle’s offense is pretty offensive besides
Marshawn Lynch. I still have faith in Russell Wilson, but this is not his year.
Watch out for the Seahawks next year as I guarantee they make it to the
playoffs.
Green bay Packers
(+3.5) vs. the Houston Texans
UpsetCity.com. You should log on. The Texans are a great team,
don’t get me wrong, but it’s just a matter of time before Green Bay ignites.
They did lose to mediocrity known as the Indianapolis Colts, but Indie was
playing with a heavy heart and a lot of emotion for their ill Coach. Also, Reggie
Wayne had the best game of his career, catching every erratic ball thrown to
him by a not quite there Andrew Luck. Also, the Texan’s best linebacker, Brian
Cushman, is out, which means more blockers on JJ Watts, turning him to a
nonentity. The Texans have not beaten anyone with a winning record and while
the Packers are in fact 2-3, they might be the best 2-3 team in NFL history.
Watch as the Packers win.
Record
Week 5
1-2
Week 4
3-0
Week 3
2-1
Week 2
1-2
Week 1
0-1
3-0
Week 3
2-1
Week 2
1-2
Week 1
0-1
TOTAL
7-7
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