NFC Southside

NFC SOUTH

A solid division, no doubt, they have some high-powered offenses. This is truly the finesse division with Matty Ice, Cool Brees, and the next mixed hype in Freeman. The Panthers did not get the memo, but they are doing what they are supposed to. Drafting a potential QB of the future, throwing him out on the field right away, letting him get the shit beaten out of him, and having him lose his confidence. 

Carolina Panthers

This team in no way should be associated with any type of predatory creature. They should be more of a goldfish or a cat. Either way, they have issues. Their line is weak. Only Kalil can really play. Luckily they have a QB who can scramble, but he is young. Look out for Newton to throw at least 20 picks. Possibly 20 TD’s, which is great for a rookie, but he will be turnover central. Don’t even think about the fact that he will fumble that ball like it’s a red headed step child. Steve Smith 2 is old and a curmudgeon. This angry little man, should have been let go. The reason they kept him? Because their tight end is also old as shit, but has a super sick tattoo so he gains some street cred at least. The only chance is the dynamic duo of Stewart and Williams. Solid RB’s. Just as humiliating is their defense. Beason is a solid player, and Godfrey is an up and coming elite safety, but besides them, they essentially suck. They will be lucky to win 4 games

Key Players

Newton

Williams

Kalil

Smith

Shockey

Defense

Beason

Godfrey

Anderson

Falcons

The Falcons can soar. They fly high and move quick. If this offense ran an up-tempo no huddle offense like Oregon, they couldn’t be stopped. Julio Jones on one side, Rowdy Roddy White on the other, still consistent Tony Gonzalez and Michael Turner running the ball, who can stop them? Besides this, they have a level a player at the helm in Matt Ryan. They can air the ball at will. No, the only chink in this team’s armor is their passing defense. Who are their corners, who are their safeties? In all honesty, no one gives a shit. The only upside this lonely defense has is a decent front seven. Their secondary blows dick, but their front seven can get enough pressure to make them off. 

Key Players

Ryan

Jones

Turner

White

Gonzalez

Defense

Peterson

Abraham

Edwards

Lofton

Tampa Bay Buccs

They have a chance. They are a solid team with the ability to break through at any time. Josh Freeman is a solid young talent in the league with the ability to be a pro bowler. With Williams and Winslow on the end of balls, this team has the talent. All you need to do is sag to these players, though the Freeman has nothing. Their running game is going to be a crowd pleaser; Blount is beast. Who is he going to punch next? Their line is decent, but Trueblood is overrated. He has the best name in the league but he’s not that strong. The defense is not what it used to be, but Talib and Barber are tough to pass . 

Key Players

Freeman

Trueblood

Williams

Winslow

Blount

Defense

Talib

Barber

Hayes

Bennett 

Saints

The city of New Orleans loves their history, their music, and their football team. If you want to watch a fun team, watch the Saints. Little Brees airing the ball to Moore, Colston, Henderson, and Thomas running the ball; watch out for this Team. If they can start connecting on all cylinders like during their Superbowl run, this team will be unstoppable. Even more important is their defense winning the turnover game. Two years ago, their defense thrived on opportunism. They did not lead the league in yards allowed, TD’s allowed, passing yards, but they got pick 6’s, fumble recoveries, and  took it to the championship. With Greer, Harper, and Vilma on the defense, this team  is quick as it can be. 

Key Players

Brees

Colston

Moore

Thomas

Defense

Harper

Greer

Vilma

Jenkins