10) The Victoria's Secret blame game-We all know the world of fashion is a harsh place where even the most civil of friendships can crumble from competition and jealousy. What we didn’t know is that this occurs apparently in the NFL even when TO is not involved. Apparently, Gisele went back to her roots and called out everyone but her hubby. In the world of underwear, the ego is a well-known accessory, but in a game that necessitates true brotherhood, such as football, that shit does not fly. I’m sure Wes Welker, probably one of the most reliable hands in the NFL, appreciates Gisele blowing up the fact that he missed one of the most crucial catches of his career. It’s alright because now Brandon Jacobs is calling her out… Honestly, this situation is just getting weird.
9) The Tom Brady Slump- Bradying might become more eponymous than Tebowing. You might be a future HOF Tommy boy, rich, and married to one of the most famous super model in the world, but you will always be looking back at your career knowing that the Gmen own you. Sit down, relax, and keep your head down pal.
8) One Finger up- MIA has once again necessarily blemished the NFL half-time show, this time by flipping the bird to the camera. At least this made the half-time show cool again. (Read the previous article for the pic)
7) Gronkowski and Matt Light raging after the loss- I mean, good for them. What better way to forget that you lost one of the biggest games of your career by chugging booze, surrounding yourself with beautiful babies, and dancing shirtless in a club. From men all over this country, well done.
6) Lame commercials-Does anyone really remember the commercials from this year? I believe a few of them had animals and stuff. Yea, they sucked.
5) Viewers- The Super bowl was the most watched television event in history. Suck on that AMERICAN IDOL.
4) Eli’s Elite Drive- Eli managed to pick apart a vulnerable secondary that lead to a rushing TD with little time left. This is the second time that he has done this to the poor Pats. Tom Brady, bow down to your owner (And I’m not talking about Gisele).
3) Wes is coming up short (And we’re not talking about height)- I’m not saying that this was a perfect pass, but for a go-to receiver and someone as elite as Wes, you need to come up with this catch. They might have scored a TD this drive, thus eliminating the G-men entirely. A field goal might even have done it as well depending on how much time they took off of the clock. Either way, sorry Wesley, you are an elite receiver but you blew it.
2) Manningham is the new Tyree- Could Mario’s catch surpass that of Tyree’s? Sure Tyree was more acrobatic, but let’s be honest here, there were certainly elements of luck involved while Mario Manningham used solely superhuman focus and hands to complete that unreal catch. The throw was amazing as well, but that catch should be immortalized in the HOF. Maybe we should get the three players and freeze them in Carbonite while they reenact it.
1)Giants Win- It is funny how many plays, side stories, and failed/made opportunities have been analyzed where you almost start to forget that the Giants won. They proved again that it’s not always the best team during the season, but the hottest team going into the playoffs. Congrats Giants. Get after it for a few months, enjoy living like kings, because I can guarantee you ain’t winning it again next year. - Kyle
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